Confused.....

I am trying to understand what my Mom is doing.  She has got out the digital camera and taking picture after picture of some of her "jewelry"...then she's bring out the tape measure and examining the items in more detail than when she cleans my ears.  Ouch!

Well since she is ignoring me, I guess I shall go snore for her amusement in my big purple chair.  Mind you I don't snore 'cuz I need to snore, I do it only to make her laugh in the hopes she'll come and rub my chest and belly.